Thursday, June 5, 2014

this morning

i always listen to the radio as i come into work now. they usually have some sort of prize related to sharing an experience of some sort which intrigues me. maybe it's because it's morning, maybe it's the laughter, maybe it's just my need to be involved but i always wish that i could call in and participate.

i did once. they asked what words do you sing wrong. i had two: 1. i used to sing, goooooooin' to the checkbooooook and we're goonnnaa gett marrrried. (i was probably 5-6 at the time i was singing this. now, being married, i know i actually got the lyrics right.) 2. my cousin, adam, would sing - FOOOOOORRMED IN THE USA! (which again, probably the right lyrics if you were conceived here.)

today they asked, what is the weirdest reason that you broke up with someone?

my response: i couldn't call him by his real name. i figured if i couldn't call him by his real name then i couldn't date him. we were friends first and i had always called him by a nickname so when the possibility of dating him came up and i had to think about omg. am i going to meet your mom and not be able to call you eric because that's so foreign to me? the kicker is - i married an erik. so..

i think the winner was definitely the guy who broke up with a girl because she couldn't make a left turn. they were always late.

how about you? what's the weirdest reason you broke up with someone?

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