Friday, April 27, 2012

welcome to the freak show

friday and i'm officially by myself. thankfully. and bored. and i still haven't taken my stupid chipped nail polish off.
i have to say, even though jenna can be super annoying she does make for some interesting stories.

currently, although she is not here, the office is set up for her carnival (i think?) and there are tickets with people's names on them (everyone in this office and the next) and they have codes that no one else is allowed to see for some unknown reason.

at this carnival (much like her store/factory she had with tavin [who's maybe 3 and wasn't present for the factory or the store... i'm gonna say.. at all.]) everything costs money. real money. yesterday she tried to go through my drawers and my purse to see if i had money to spend. not cool.

for example, to run up and down the hallway two times.. it's $2. and you only have 10 seconds to do it. to write your name on a board? 50 cents. to buy a paperclip bracelet, it depends on size but it's between $4-6 the smallest size is 6 small paperclips. the largest size is 8. but you can make one for free. or you can draw on a board for $4. she charged my credit card by swiping it on a hole puncher.  i can't make this stuff up.

you can pay before you leave. so in turn, i've decided to start charging her 25 cents every time she says my name without a purpose. 50 cents if she says LITTLE MISS EMILY. because i find that super annoying. it grates my nerves like nails on a chalkboard.

thankfully, today is the last day of school vacation. so i'm free... until june.

No comments:

Post a Comment