Wednesday, February 3, 2010

i'm not a stripper/ texas can sink to the abyss

so often erik and i discuss ways that texas could collapse and explode. normally it's like, maybe texas can just become it's own country like they want to so badly and then they'll get abducted by aliens... or sink in to the ocean.. and then we look around and we realize that texas already is filled with mutated alien water creatures that have learned to live in desert country which is why their all retaining water...
today my thoughts are that maybe the reason why it doesn't rain that much is because there's nothing to keep it here. maybe, since there's no drainage in this town, it will turn into an ocean and all the people will wash away back to their alien underground space crafts.. so much for being hopeful.
anyhow, i've become obsessed with this song. i relate living in texas to being the same extreme as having to become a stripper. i'm peacing out.

2 comments:

  1. Lol. Well lets hope you make it out before you get abducted by aliens or get washed away into the ocean....

    If you stop posting... We'll all know why.

    Is there like an Alien Abduction 911 number we can call?

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  2. i think there has to be but it's probably under gov't regulation. you know how they are... keeping all the good, important stuff to themselves.

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